7.18.2011
Spam Nuggets, vol. 1
Spam Nuggets have been contributed by Brian Hartz and arranged by Mike Dierdorf. All of the text has been gleaned from real web comments submitted by bots to a website edited by Mr. Hartz that shall remain nameless. It has been altered only by punctuation and the movement of some of the phrases.

Guy loses at table soccer and the girls take it out on his ass.
Actual:
Latina tranny bounces on hard cock!
The ark wantage, Prednisone for dog-licking side effects,
The banshee dorchester—all about the barn girton.
Actual:
Vectorworks!
Free student all about the book-of-the-millennium club,
Welcome the eagle carvery.
New:
The amorous prawn presents the brunchery brandon.
New:
The acorn evershot PresentTop news the beatards.
Get it, Bukowski?
Jack Hickman real estate: the shoelace.

Brian Hartz lives in Victoria, British Columbia. He is a previous contributor to Craniotomic.